simstaplease replied to your post: not only am i an avid TS player, I am a lover of… harvest moon and animal crossing. ugh it’s like you’re speaking to my soul. ♡ haha, the love for these games is unfounded. :}
not only am i an avid TS player, I am a lover of animal crossing and own all the games and will be owning on June 9, the new 3dsXL new leaf. AGHHHH CANT WAIT. also, harvest moon is my first love bc, i just love farming. then socializing. then killing people in small spaces.
Hey, simmly simmer friends: here's a mortifying...
So here is a tad bit into my romance comedy life, one of you can probably make a sims photo reference or use in a story bc, its totally ironic and really from some stupid romcom film.
Set UP/ Thursday. At work. Closing Shift. Clean Up /
Me: /clean ups register area
Cutie Coworker: Oh hey Dez, you wanna smoke after work?
Me: Oh, yeah, sure.
Cutie Coworker: Cool. /walks away
ten minutes later
Cutie Coworker: I didn't mean weed. I meant hookah.
Me: Oh, uh, I didn't think you meant weed. o_O
Cutie Coworker: Okay, well cool.
Me(smooth): So, should I get yo numba?
Cutie Coworker: Uh, yeah. Do you wanna follow me over to my place though?
Me: Well, I would, but ya know I have to do something first.
Cutie Coworker: What? At 10 o'clock at night? o-o
Me: Uh...yeah, return stuff and stuff.
Cutie Coworker: What?
Me: Only time in my week that I have time to return stuff, yo.
Cutie Coworker: Oh, okay. /takes paper, writes digits, hands over, leaves
Got to my house, changed out of constricting work close, and ran around house looking for shit I needed. Ate a banana. Drank two glasses of water. Nerves on fire.
So, let me walk you through this. The banana was the first solid thing I had ate all day. Why? Because I had a busy day and forgot to eat, it happens when I get caught up in school then work. No time to eat, just one place to the next. So before leaving my house, I knew I wasn't feeling all too good and up to par, but because I likey Cutie Coworker and wanted to seriously hang out and not be thought as the stuck up new bitch at work(this is all work place mentalities, for everyone), I went ahead.
Back to the scene of the crime.
At his place.
Me: Hey, nice place.
Cutie Coworker: Thanks. It's out back.
Me: Oh cool. Hey, can I have a glass of water?
Cutie Coworker: Yeah, no problem. Have a seat.
Sits down, looks around. He comes out brings me water. We talk and smoke. I start to feel sort of funny.
Me: Hey, where's your restroom?
Cutie Coworker: Down the hall to your left.
Me: Thanks. /stands up, breathes, swallows./
btw, never swallow or cover your mouth. Just get to the nearest bush as possible.
Me: BLARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH /pukes
Cutie Coworker: WOAH! you alright?
Me: Oh my god, oh my god, I'm so so so sorry. Ugh, so gross, what the hell.
Cutie Coworker: You cool? You need a towel? Did the hookah make you sick?
Me: I'm really sorry. Um, please, and no. It's probably from not eating all day.
Cutie Coworker: Don't be sorry, it happens.
Me: I mean, I just haven't been able to eat all day.
Cutie Coworker: Is that pineapple?
Me: Oh my god, are you? No, it's no, it's banana.
Cutie Coworker: It looks like pineapple.
Me: Ugh, it's not pineapple.
Cutie Coworker: /shrugs, gets towel, hands it over to me/
Me: Do you have a hose?
Cutie Coworker: Why?
Me: Because it's kinda humiliating leaving the evidence of my embarrassment on your back porch.
Cutie Coworker: It's cool. I threw up just last week.
Me: Uh, but not in front of me?
Cutie Coworker: People throw up?
Me: Yeah, but it's still embarrassing.
Cutie Coworker: /goes on this whole thing about other coworkers and stuff./
Me: Hose. Please.
Cutie Coworker: /gets hose and washes it off./ Try to aim for the bushes next time.
Me: Uh thanks, but there won't be a next time. I feel so much better.
Cutie Coworker: /takes off shoes and socks./
Me: Jesus, did I get it on you?
Cutie Coworker: Just a bit.
Me: /completely mortified.
Then we hung out for the rest of the night.
Over the past weekend I photographed a thirteen year old’s birthday party. I knew this kid. He wasn’t appreciative of it. I found it upsetting because he had never had a real birthday party(with streamers and in a big place, balloons everywhere), so he whined for months before his birthday and then when he was getting one, he pouted at the whole party. It was sad because his mothers...
What if Sims 4 looked like The Incredibles? I’d be in love.
describe me the way an author would in a book
baptsim: inbox me while i work on these sims.
imma punch my cat in the face. i cant stand it when she pushes everything off my desk bc she has to lay in the middle of it and spread out like a bald eagle. thanks for spilling my water all over the hard wood floor and my laundry, momo, A+ job at being a sassy and spry little asshole. i’ll get back at you.