Love my friend @far_from_heaven, making fun of my face.  #friends #blonde #girl #faces #funny #facebook

Love my friend @far_from_heaven, making fun of my face. #friends #blonde #girl #faces #funny #facebook


# funny    # facebook    # faces    # blonde    # friends    # girl    

my conversations with my father 

  • DAD: just look at this zucchini, it's perfect
  • ME: uh-huh
  • DAD: i mean, it's tender, perfect size all the way through, it's shiny and a nice color
  • DAD: unlike this one, which is firmer because it's thicker
  • DAD: this one is just right, bet ya it'll taste fucking awesome
  • ME: OH MY GOD.
  • DAD: what?
  • ME: if i had video taped that and replaced the zucchini with dicks!
  • DAD: /laughs and walks away

# conversation    # dad    # daughter/dad shit    # funny    # lol    # non-sim    # stop talking    # t-shirt needed for this one    # zucchini    # dicks